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Carl: "let's get the ferry to the Isle of Wight"
Maxine: "Yeah just so you can get boned up with the staff you cunt"
BUAS WABOS
Maxine: "Yeah just so you can get boned up with the staff you cunt"
BUAS WABOS
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 24, 2017
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 24, 2017
Bryan: "Mom! I need a shit, am i just a fucking bin shitter?"
Barry: "Go shit in the bin son, you fucking douche-bag"
Barry: "Go shit in the bin son, you fucking douche-bag"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017