Definitions by DEADMEMEGOAT

Chancism

A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.

I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.

Chancism by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

dwabber 

A follower of Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Observant Fellow: That man just dabbed on the Statue of Liberty. He must be a dwabber.

dwabber by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

Communist Scum 

A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.

Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.

Communist Scum by DEADMEMEGOAT May 19, 2018

Jake 

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

Jake by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Dwabber 

A follower of the new trendy religon called Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Dwabbers firmly believe that Chancism will save humanity from Rebecca Black.

Dwabber by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Richard the Thicccccccie 

The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.

Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!

Richard the Thicccccccie by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018

Kali 

A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.

Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.

Kali by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018