Dwabber

A follower of the new trendy religon called Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Dwabbers firmly believe that Chancism will save humanity from Rebecca Black.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Richard the Thicccccccie

The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.

Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018

dwabber

A follower of Chancism.

Plural: dwabbers

Observant Fellow: That man just dabbed on the Statue of Liberty. He must be a dwabber.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

Chancism

A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.

I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 26, 2018

Daddy Walter

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.

Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.

by DEADMEMEGOAT March 17, 2018

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Kali

A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.

Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018