Definitions by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER
Swinging space age bachelor man
Richolas Potts from Ride the Cyclone is this
Swinging space age bachelor man by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER September 6, 2025
Jack Kelly
A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
Jack Kelly by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
The Giver
A girl who doesn’t need a country map, because she ain’t no country boy quitter. She gets the job done.
The Giver by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 14, 2025
Santa Fe
A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.
Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Santa Fe by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025
Erster
Spot Conlon : My boyfriend can’t say oyster correctly.
Racetrack Higgins, bursting through the wall : YA MEAN ERSTER!
Racetrack Higgins, bursting through the wall : YA MEAN ERSTER!
Erster by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER February 19, 2025
Benonce
A nickname for Ben Fankhauser, AKA Davey Jacobs on Broadway for the uncultured swines who don’t know who he is. He was given this nickname because he riffs like Beyoncé. He is a god riffing like a goddess, we’ve gone full circle.
Person 1 : Yo, did you see Benonce riff that one line from Newsies way too much?
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
Person 2 : You mean….go and look it up, the poor GUYS head is spinning!
Person 1 :…I’m divorcing you.
Person 2 : My poor head is spinning now
Benonce by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER February 13, 2025