DD Alwhiney's definitions

Plase

Another way of saying the common English phrase “please” but with more urgency

Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?

Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer

Worker 1: Plase!!!

by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020

Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019

Dome

A way of letting a male friend know that you want to give them some type of compliment to help boost their spirits.

Male 1 - Hey bro wanted to give you some dome and let you know that’s a nice shirt you got on today.

Male 2 - Wait! What did you just say?

Male 1 - Bro, every time I try and give you some dome you make it all awkward

by DD Alwhiney June 15, 2019

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023