Small piece of paper with adhesive on the back where notes can be written and then placed in proper locations to help with memory associated to a past or future event.
I can’t believe she forgot to deliver that message. I give her sticky notes to remember these things. I need to leave myself a sticky note to get more sticky notes so people start remembering to tell me things.
by DD Alwhiney May 20, 2019
Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.
Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
by DD Alwhiney November 04, 2019
A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.
Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
by DD Alwhiney June 09, 2019
The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 09, 2019
Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?
Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer
Worker 1: Plase!!!
Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer
Worker 1: Plase!!!
by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020