Definitions by DCI

GameFAQs Message Boards 

A place full of losers who piss and moan about spelling mistakes and grammar (although half the time when they refer to "grammar", they really mean spelling)

Also the game boards are populated with more losers who blindly defend the respective game, and automatically label any dissenters fanboys/trolls. (anyone who doesn't like GoldenEye: Rogue Agent is automatically labelled a GoldenEye or Halo fanboy for example) Anyone who doesn't particularly like whatever game the board is based on is automatically a troll and must be banned.

GoldenEye: Rogue Agent boards at GameFAQs. There was one topic on there where the starter explained his reasons for disliking Rogue Agent. The whole thing was completely thrown off topic because of a couple of people who couldn't get over the fact that he didn't use capitals - they thought this was "bad grammar".

GameFAQs Message Boards by DCI December 6, 2004

Halo 2 

I suggest that all you losers who orgasm over Halo 2 go and hang yourselves. I've never seen so many people go so mental over a videogame. jesus

Halo 2 is a highly-overrated first person shooter from Bungie, and a sequel to another highly overrated game, Halo.

Halo 2 by DCI November 22, 2004

Kolibri 

Shooter for the Sega 32X, unique in that you control a hummingbird rather than a generic space ship. Sounds and looks beautiful, with some fantastic graphics, just like it's cousin Ecco the Dolphin on the Mega Drive. The gameplay tends to be confusing however.

Kolibri was never released on any other console.

Kolibri by DCI November 21, 2004

The Sun

British tabloid whom recently started celebrating the "Chav culture". Give me a break.

The Sun really have no idea about Chav's at all.

The Sun by DCI October 27, 2004

Master System 

Sega's 8-bit competitor to the NES in the 80's. Got it's ass kicked in America, however it was quite successful elsewhere. In most cases cross-platform games looked better on the Master System.

TecToy of Brazil are still manufacturing officially licensed Master Systems to this day.

Master System by DCI October 2, 2004

N-Gage 

I can't believe people are still ranting on about the N-Gage = Taco thing. Yeah, that was funny, for about five minutes.

The N-Gage is actually quite a capable, but flawed console. It's really not as hated as most people would like to think, i've seen many people at school who were never interested in the GBA own a N-Gage.

N-Gage by DCI October 2, 2004

EA 

Only EA could come up with something as retarded as "GoldenEye: Rogue Agent".

"Wow, the newest Bond game has JAWS!!!!!11OMGWTF"

EA by DCI September 8, 2004