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New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.
"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"
by Dave May 19, 2004
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caste

A type of rule where a person's role is determined by his background. Castes also have different levels of power.

For example : in ancient Japan, the Tokugawa Dynasty ruled with a caste system, where the samurai were the highest.
Another example : India apparently has a caste system. This means that if you were born of a poor family, you are required (not destined, required) to be that way, and nothing you do will change that. Specifically, if someone was the reincarnation of the Buddha, that person would be the most powerful man in India.

Contrary to the fetish beliefs, capitalism is NOT a caste system. Capitalism does not judge people on their birth, but requires people to work hard if they want to be rich.
"Castes don't work very well....and yet somehow they're effective. I'm stumped. Nevertheless, America should not resort to a caste system; that would be unconstitutional & against the founding principles of this country."
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
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smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".
"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
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Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.
"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me
by Dave May 20, 2004
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Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
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closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.
George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen
by Dave May 22, 2004
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Metatron

*An agent of God.

*In the Zone Of Enders storyline, Metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. Metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called 'orbital' because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called 'frame' because of, well, their structure), such as Jehuty and Anubis.
"Metatron is out there......somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. The element I mean. You wanna meet the agent of God? You'll have to go to Heaven."
-me
by Dave May 22, 2004
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