DAve's definitions

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

PB

Paper bag. If a girl is real ugly and you wouldnt do shit with her unles she had a paperbag over her head.

"eww, that girls sick. What a nasty pb.

by Dave November 16, 2003

Go Boondock

To enter a state of vigilantism, dealing out justice by your own judgement, and ignoring the law in the process. Referes to the movie The Boondock Saints.

It's time to go Boondock and kill that child molester that just got out on bail.

by Dave November 17, 2003

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

meh

a term meaning lack of care; undescisiveness, "maybe", or "i dont wanna"

(def1)"Are you goning to do your homework?" "Meh"

(Def3)"Will you go out with her?" "meh, i dont realy know..."

(def4) "GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"
"MEH!"

by Dave November 18, 2003

spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable

D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!

by Dave November 18, 2003