DAve's definitions

shZ

Going to be a Virgin for life

shutup, your gonna be a shz

by Dave October 31, 2004

London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

by Dave December 17, 2004

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

issitt syndrome

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys

tom issitt from mawsly

by dave January 28, 2005

WhooPow

A varient on Whoopah when whoopah is being overused. Created by Dave

Hmmmm....WHOOOOOOO POOWWWWW!!!

by Dave November 12, 2003

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 25, 2003

GI Jane

A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.

SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."

by Dave January 6, 2005