Turtle Power

Kicking ass and taking names.

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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by Dave January 09, 2005

Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.

"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me

by Dave November 12, 2004

Aubry

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

by Dave November 23, 2004

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003

TUGGED OUT

adj://Another way to say "thugged out" especially when in reference to someone who looks absolutely ridiculous...

Wannabeeminem: hey whatsup dawg...

Dawg(shakes head in dissaproval...): hey

Onlooker 1: looked at that kid
Onlooker 2: yea, haha he's so tugged (out)

by Dave March 14, 2005

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003