DAve's definitions

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 30, 2003

misspelt

Yet another example of a 'strong verb' past form. It is the past tense and past participle of misspell. Apart from dialectal preferences, it is equal in meaning to the form misspell in all ways.

British English shows a preference for retaining strong verb forms (burnt, learnt, spelt, dreamt, spoilt etc). American English shows a preference for ignora... I'm mean simplification (burned, learned etc).

Compare insure/ensure and inquiry/enquiry.

Most strong verbs' past tense is misspelt in American/British English.

by Dave December 31, 2003

ItBurn

An ass, particularly a Canadian one.

Oh my GOD! Did you see the ItBurn on that woman?

by Dave December 31, 2003

vadge

Means female sexual organ/hole :)

You can describe someone as being vadginous - meaning being like a cunt :D

by dave January 2, 2004

tradesmans

shortened from tradesman's entrance.
another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.

Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch!

Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick.

by dave January 4, 2004

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 6, 2004

switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 6, 2004