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EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.
Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?
by Dave August 1, 2004
mugGet the EBay Roulettemug.

penetrate

A synonym for inserting the penis into the vagina.
"So've any you chicks ever been penetrated before?"
-Glen Quagmire, Family Guy
by Dave October 20, 2004
mugGet the penetratemug.

robin hood

A type of person who steals wealth from the undeserving, or dishonorable, and delivering the stolen wealth to the poor.
"Robin Hood was also the name of some fag in a green skirt with a bow & arrow. Ok it was a tunic not a skirt. Same thing!........Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series is a robin hood as well, but at least he's cool! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave January 26, 2004
mugGet the robin hoodmug.

cuddlebuddy

A type of couple where they, essentially, cuddle one another, often by means of warm hugs.
"Naw it's nothing serious; we're just cuddlebuddies. ^_~ "
-me
by Dave April 1, 2004
mugGet the cuddlebuddymug.

Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".
"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."
by Dave August 12, 2008
mugGet the Oysterfestmug.

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.
"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
mugGet the Microsoftiemug.

tits

*A type of mouse (called a titmouse).
*Breasts.

*What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it! O,o
"Man she gots some huge tits man."
by Dave January 14, 2004
mugGet the titsmug.

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