Ashcraft

The rival of Darwin and evolution

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 01, 2025

Ashcraft

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students

Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 02, 2025

Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 05, 2025

Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 05, 2025

Silvertips

The best WHL team in the world, the moral enemies/rivals of the thunderturds and winterhawks, and the best silvertips fans are Lucas and Asher

Asher: Hey look it’s the silvertips!!
Lucas: Yes I’m their #1 fan!!
Asher: so am I!

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 06, 2025

AyGhahe

A word that an American muslim reads while reading the Quran

AyGhahe Allah is great

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 02, 2025

Mr Applejar

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 08, 2025