Definitions by D.S. Credito
real job
steady employment with fixed salary and working hours, as well as potential for growth and advancement. Having a real job may mean working in a field that is incompatible with partying, taking drugs, or assuming an otherwise unconventional lifestyle.
People with so-called real jobs might enjoy high salaries, but what they trade off is the chance to experiment and discover what they truly want out of life.
real job by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
LMSU
an acronym for "like my shit up." Can be used in a bid to virtual friends and fans on social networking sites to encourage clicking like on a homepage, status, or other posting.
"Hey friends: in order to get consideration for the Battle of the Bands, my page needs to reach 500 likes by Friday. LMSU!"
LMSU by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
interested
when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it
All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.
interested by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
college
Jenny always wanted to be a singer-songwriter, but her parents persuaded her to choose English as a college major, for a fallback plan. She later married a 1950s-style brute who orders her to edit all of his work-related documents and to have dinner on the table by five every night. Life can be so tragic sometimes.
college by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
whoops
to flash or reveal an intimate body part under the pretense of an accident. Sometimes, whoopsing is done with the intention to distract or to get someone's attention.
At the beach today, a woman in a bikini whoopsed a pilot flying over the ocean, flipping over her top as she waved.
Past tense - whoopsed
Past tense - whoopsed
whoops by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015
reverse nepotism
treating non-family/non-relatives (i.e. friends, associates) like gold while regarding family members and relatives as dirt.
After years of putting up with his cousin's reverse nepotism, Brian finally snapped and cut him loose.
reverse nepotism by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
asslicker
1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015