D. Gould's definitions

pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

dropped a Sushi

When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.

"My cat dropped a Sushi SO badly, I had to wash the sheet three times!"

by D. Gould November 4, 2006

whored out

A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.

"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"

"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".

by D. Gould October 17, 2008

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

patch over

When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.

"The P.R.'s will patch over to the H.A.'s. The membership will substantially grow."

by D. Gould September 24, 2007

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006