D. Gould's definitions
Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006
Get the switch hitmug. In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.
"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the professional bargainermug. by D. Gould December 17, 2008
Get the on the gasmug. An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.
by D. Gould June 27, 2006
Get the fun boymug. by D. Gould September 30, 2006
Get the seminal lip balmmug. Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
by D. Gould November 1, 2007
Get the S and M'ermug. The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006
Get the victory lapmug.