Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 08, 2007

sleaze hound

Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.

"The all-night adult video shop, is a sleaze hound magnet."

by D. Gould December 20, 2006

jaw jack

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.

"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"

by D. Gould February 06, 2006

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 05, 2006

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 01, 2007

homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006