traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
by D. Gould January 15, 2007
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Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
by D. Gould November 05, 2006
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idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.
"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"
by D. Gould January 27, 2006
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Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."
by D. Gould November 05, 2006
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flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
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gossip hound

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
by D. Gould May 01, 2006
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homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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