Tom Cruise complex

A short guy, who won't allow his wife or girlfriend to wear high heels, because it makes her taller then himself. Name appropriately after Tom Cruise: The Scientology Midget of Hollywood.
"Good thing I don't have Tom Cruise complex. My girlfriend has a closet filled with platform boots."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
by D. Gould February 10, 2007
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gossip hound

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
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Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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jaw jack

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.
"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006
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kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.
"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."
by D. Gould August 19, 2008
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