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truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."
by D. Gould January 23, 2006
mugGet the truck stop trixiemug.

on the gas

Someone who is using performance-enhancing drugs.
"Pro wrestlers? Yup. Totally on the gas."
by D. Gould December 17, 2008
mugGet the on the gasmug.

tits in Cali

A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
mugGet the tits in Calimug.

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"
by D. Gould November 1, 2007
mugGet the S and M'ermug.

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
by D. Gould September 30, 2006
mugGet the seminal lip balmmug.

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.
"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"
by D. Gould January 11, 2006
mugGet the bathhouse banditmug.

raked out

A motorcycle that has been lowered, with it's frame chopped and streched. Can be a cruiser, chopper, or even a sport bike. The end result being, a sick looking ride. But with a very uncomfortable riding position.
"Dude raked out his chopper so much, he can only ride it for 45 minutes at a time. Because after that his arms go numb, and his back begins to hurt."
by D. Gould March 2, 2006
mugGet the raked outmug.

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