D. Gould's definitions
In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.
"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.
"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."
by D. Gould June 11, 2006

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
by D. Gould November 1, 2007

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
by D. Gould January 23, 2006

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
by D. Gould June 1, 2006

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.
by D. Gould February 9, 2006
