D. Gould's definitions
Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 28, 2007

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
by D. Gould July 5, 2006

Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.
"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
