D. Gould's definitions

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.

"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."

by D. Gould June 1, 2006

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

hit the ground running

Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.

"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

by D. Gould May 1, 2006