D. Gould's definitions

Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.

"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"

by D. Gould July 3, 2006

Bandito

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

blading

"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.

"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"

by D. Gould March 16, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006