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Definitions by D. Carleton

A nickname for someone that is Slow Lazy & Useless.
Me: Hey SLU!
Him: My name is Austin…
Me: Shut up SLU you piece of shit.
SLU by D. Carleton January 22, 2025
A nickname for someone that is Slow Lazy & Useless.
Me: Hey SLU!
Him: My name is Austin…
Me: Shut up SLU you piece of shit.
SLU by D. Carleton January 22, 2025

Fatfuckititis 

An infectious viral disease that attacks the hosts body. Only 1 known symptom is extreme morbid obesity. Once infected a normal size person can balloon in size 2-3 times their original weight in a very short period of time. Often referred to as Devin Carleton Disease from the first diagnosed case this disease is rare and only 2 cases have been confirmed in North America as of 2013.
Look at that disgusting fat bastard over there. He must have Fatfuckititis!
Fatfuckititis by D. Carleton October 3, 2013