D Flawless's definitions

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Notre Same

A large midwestern university where everyone looks the same and acts the same

Did you hear, Johnny got a full ride to Notre Same!

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies

josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen

by D Flawless May 1, 2025

Poopermodel

A hot model who shits a lot and gets paid for it

Some hot girls do webcamming on only fans and others are poopermodels and even poop on camera for money

by D Flawless June 22, 2022

Cubecuck

A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO

Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend

by D Flawless March 29, 2020