Definitions by D Flawless

Masterbayshin 

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

Masterbayshin by D Flawless June 3, 2022

Roommatecel 

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex

After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel

Roommatecel by D Flawless May 28, 2022

Mormican 

A Mormon mexican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans

Mormican by D Flawless May 25, 2022

Lake Tawhore 

A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels

Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend

Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol

Lake Tawhore by D Flawless April 11, 2022

Bar 

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

Bar by D Flawless March 26, 2022

Albert Boorla 

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

Albert Boorla by D Flawless March 18, 2022

Goico 

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices

Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended

Goico by D Flawless March 17, 2022