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I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
Get the Asianginitymug. If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
by D Flawless December 23, 2019
Get the Frequent Jerker Milesmug. by D Flawless November 16, 2019
Get the The Joe Schmoe Trapmug. A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 8, 2020
Get the Thundercock Capital Management LLCmug. Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.
by D Flawless February 23, 2020
Get the Fearcelmug. When a hot and high status person pretends to be someone ugly and low-status online to see who will still talk to them and then surprises them in person
That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him
by D Flawless June 12, 2022
Get the reverse catfishingmug. by D Flawless March 17, 2022
Get the Goicomug.