Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name
by D Flawless September 04, 2020
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If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
by D Flawless December 24, 2019
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When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game
Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks
Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight
by D Flawless January 04, 2020