Definitions by D Flawless

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

Chad Thundercock's Penis by D Flawless November 3, 2019

Chadocracy 

A form of government characterized by rule by tall, rich, white jocks with tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps. The Chads plunder all the money, bang all the hot chicks, and silence anyone who dares to speak out against them.

Down with the Chadocracy! Im so fucking sick of these damn Chad's stealing all my girls. Power to the nerds!

Chadocracy by D Flawless September 19, 2019

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Bumble 

The reason there ain't no hot chicks at the mall no more

All them feminst bitches on bumble be blockin my ass again

Bumble by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018

Asianginity 

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.

I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"

Asianginity by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Proof 70 

The highest state of perfection a US proof coin can be in.

I just got a new twenty dollar gold coin graded Proof 70 by PCGS

Proof 70 by D Flawless June 2, 2018