Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019

stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection

The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's

by D Flawless November 21, 2021

feminism

A malicious effort to criminalize any courtship or reproduction oriented behavior by males whose appearance does not conform to mainstream western aesthetics - ultimately motivated by the desire to share Chad amongst each other for copulation and then split the fruits of the beta males' labor in order to raise Chad's illegitimate offspring

Feminism has reached all time highs in 2020, with the majority of men unable to get a girlfriend and the chads fucking bimbos to their dick's content

by D Flawless September 07, 2020

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 08, 2020