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dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place
My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again
by D Flawless April 3, 2019
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used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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Examageddon

When final exams are making it seem like your life's about to come to an end
I've been up studying all night, my head's about to explode- time for examageddon
by D Flawless May 12, 2021
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Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
by D Flawless November 1, 2021
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Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy
Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy
by D Flawless November 8, 2021
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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