Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 22, 2020

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Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

by D Flawless March 29, 2020

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Yupokit Uonit

An Inuit painter and pottery artist who doesn't exist but when he pokes a girl he owns her hahahaha

Yupokit Uonit just fucked a hot eskimo bitch, now he owns her. Then he crossed over to Europe an fucked some hot blonde bitches and now owns them too hahahaha

by D Flawless June 16, 2022

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mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 05, 2021

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