josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies

josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen

by D Flawless May 01, 2025

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

ETS Boys

A band of Asian guys who are rockstars at taking standardized tests

Did you hear, Chang Long Wang of the ETS Boys just got another perfect score on the GMAT and the GRE both in the same week!

by D Flawless December 07, 2019

libtardrary

A place full of books and a bunch of libtards who read books

I'm going to the libtardrary to get a computer guest pass to best muh meat

by D Flawless June 06, 2022

Jewplantis

Pole vaulter with a hot blonde gf

Armand jewplantis won 3 golds for israel

by D Flawless December 03, 2024

Lake Tawhore

A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels

Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend

Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol

by D Flawless April 11, 2022

Hallowenis

When your elbow feels hollow from masterbaiting too much

I jacked off 5 times Monday and got a bid of Hallowenis

by D Flawless October 31, 2021