Harvard

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing
Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with
Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself
by D Flawless November 04, 2021
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Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome
Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion
by D Flawless September 02, 2022
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Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices
Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended
by D Flawless March 18, 2022
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Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
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Hallowenis

When your elbow feels hollow from masterbaiting too much
I jacked off 5 times Monday and got a bid of Hallowenis
by D Flawless October 31, 2021
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Mastrigate

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
by D Flawless December 09, 2019
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