D Flawless's definitions

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection

The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's

by D Flawless November 21, 2021

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 26, 2023