Douche Bag

1. A depository for douche.

2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.

3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.

1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.

2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.

by D November 03, 2004

durph

to be lazy

i'm bein a durph

he's just durphin it

stop durphing around

by D February 01, 2004

IPod in the pants

Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.

No, I wouldn't sleep with him again, he's IPod in the pants.

by D November 16, 2003

in the oven

Means that a woman is pregnant. The baby is like bread being baked in the woman/oven.

Mary has a little bun in the oven. I hope it isn't mine.

by D December 31, 2003

hoobys

to have a crush on someone, to like, to have suspicions about someone liking

u got hoobys for her ey?

by d March 29, 2004

TIGGO BITTIES

biggo titties spelt switching the b's and the t's. Means big titties.

Double d cup size are considered tiggo bitties.

by D November 29, 2003

San Antonio

Not sinking, but rising. Now 9th biggest city in US. Better than ever.

by d October 15, 2003