Definitions by Cynicool

aircoholic 

An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life

Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."

aircoholic by Cynicool May 22, 2017

futilation 

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

futilation by Cynicool April 1, 2017

hypotheism 

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

hypotheism by Cynicool March 30, 2017

kinesiamnesia

The inability to remember dance moves.

I completely blew it with her at the club with my chronic kinesiamnesia.

kinesiamnesia by Cynicool May 10, 2016

residentical 

A housing development where every dwelling is exactly alike.

My life was boring growing up in a residentical neighborhood.

residentical by Cynicool January 9, 2016

megamnesia 

The propensity of a mass audience to forget what they've just seen or heard.

Why do they keep running these same fucktards for high office? Are they banking on America's megamnesia?

megamnesia by Cynicool January 9, 2016