Cynicool's definitions

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

erototypical

Referring to traditionalists who prefer having sex with those who have a complementary set of sex organs.

Make sure you put erototypical in your dating profile if you're just looking for simple straight sex.

by Cynicool August 4, 2018

realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

cluetility

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

residentical

A housing development where every dwelling is exactly alike.

My life was boring growing up in a residentical neighborhood.

by Cynicool January 9, 2016

execrement

The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.

The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.

by Cynicool July 5, 2018