bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

guestpert

Someone invited on to a television program to pretend to know something about something.

I was watching several different networks and they all seemed to have the same guestpert on about the virus.

by Cynicool January 18, 2021

algorithmania

A belief among artificial intelligence enthusiasts that all problems are soluble by the right algorithm.

Every time I talk to those code monkeys they insist they've got a program that solves everything. They all suffer with algorithmania.

by Cynicool June 06, 2018

aircoholic

An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life

Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."

by Cynicool May 22, 2017

corporatebagger

A politician who gets elected at the behest of and with the backing of major corporations.

Everyone in the G.O.P. and many of the Dems are just corporatebaggers seeking to line their own pockets.

by Cynicool April 13, 2023

execrement

The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.

The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.

by Cynicool July 05, 2018