Rock Bottom

Internet terminology for when you scroll too deep and hit some uncomfortable search results.

I was scrolling through fanart of my favorite character on Google until I hit Rock Bottom.

by Cynical Man January 22, 2023

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025

Gwimbly

A video game that captured the hearts of many gamers and has broken all records in gaming history.

"Well, I don't do my iconic Gwimbly victory dance for nothing. Okay, just this once, I'll do it for nothing."

"Ooh Ooh Ooh!"

by Cynical Man May 07, 2024

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.

Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.

by Cynical Man June 23, 2021

Gamer Father

A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.

I should become a Gamer Father.

by Cynical Man March 08, 2021