Cynical Man's definitions

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.

Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!

by Cynical Man April 21, 2022

Snowflakes

A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.

"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.

by Cynical Man December 3, 2025

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

Wojak

What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate

"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!

by Cynical Man December 2, 2025

Oogly Goo

A feeling that people get before they start going crazy. Originated in the Season 2 episode of Smiling Friends, Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)

"Yep! Guess I'm Oogly Goo!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024