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Neurotards

A term to describe a Neurotypical who has little to no knowledge on people with certain neurological differences such as, ADD, ADHD, Autism, OCD, etc.

Someone who infantilizes, demonizes, or treat anyone with these conditions like a child, despite that person telling them to stop it.
Well known examples of Neurotards

-Sia (Music)
-Any autism charity group with a Puzzle Piece as their logo
-Mostly everyone in America
-Your parents (If you have these conditions)
-The people who invented ABA Therape
-School
-Work
by Cynical Man September 21, 2022
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UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.
Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
by Cynical Man April 21, 2022
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Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.
by Cynical Man November 2, 2023
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Wojak

What could've been the spiritual successor to rage comic faces if groypers hadn't hijacked them into strawmen caricatures of people they hate
"You're too late! I already depicted myself as the Gigachad and you as the Wojak! Your argument is invalid!
by Cynical Man December 2, 2025
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Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.
by Cynical Man June 23, 2021
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Mechanical Frog

1. A term for unused and/or cut content, whether it be from movies, TV shows, or video games.

2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)

Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.
"Unleash the Mechanical Frog!!!"

-Dr Weird (Rabbot, 2000)
by Cynical Man November 7, 2025
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retard

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.
by Cynical Man July 5, 2024
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