Furry Hater

Someone who hates furries so much they go out of their way to try to attack them. Commonly found in Furry related sites or forums.

It's so insane you could make a Looney Tunes short out of it
Furry Hater: (Tries to grab the furry's tail from under the door)

Furry: (Hands him a lit stick of Dynamite)

FH: (Grabs Dynamite thinking it's his tail)

(Pulls out Dynamite)

FH: (Realizes his mistake, looks at the camera and starts weeping)

(KA-BOOM!)

(Bloody parts of the Furry Hater raining down)

Furry: (Opens the door to witness an organ rain)

Furry: "Heh! Ain't I a stinker!?"
by Cynical Man December 14, 2022
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UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.
Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!
by Cynical Man April 21, 2022
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We Do A Little Trolling

What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.
Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling
by Cynical Man August 15, 2021
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donaldducc

Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.

One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.

There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.

Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX

Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 09, 2021
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Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.
Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.
by Cynical Man March 08, 2021
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.
A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.
by Cynical Man April 25, 2022
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