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Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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Mechanical Frog

1. A term for unused and/or cut content, whether it be from movies, TV shows, or video games.

2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)

Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.
"Unleash the Mechanical Frog!!!"

-Dr Weird (Rabbot, 2000)
by Cynical Man November 7, 2025
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Rock Bottom

Internet terminology for when you scroll too deep and hit some uncomfortable search results.
I was scrolling through fanart of my favorite character on Google until I hit Rock Bottom.
by Cynical Man January 22, 2023
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Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.
A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.
by Cynical Man April 25, 2022
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Super Mario 64

A textbook example of a 3D platformer. Changed 3D gaming forever.
Rom hacking has evolved to the point where you could recreate the entirety of Super Mario 64 with beta assets.
by Cynical Man November 23, 2021
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donaldducc

Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.

One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.

There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.

Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX

Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 8, 2021
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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