Cynical Man's definitions

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Reddit

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.

Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.

by Cynical Man June 23, 2021

Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.

Joey Nigro

What an unfortunate last name.

by Cynical Man November 2, 2023

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025

Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.

Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"

by Cynical Man May 28, 2022