Cynical Man's definitions

Mechanical Frog

1. A term for unused and/or cut content, whether it be from movies, TV shows, or video games.

2. Something in the plot that's only mentioned or shown once and is never talked about again. (Usually for humor)

Derived from a scene in cut from the final version of the first episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rabbot.

"Unleash the Mechanical Frog!!!"

-Dr Weird (Rabbot, 2000)

by Cynical Man November 7, 2025

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.

Joey Nigro

What an unfortunate last name.

by Cynical Man November 2, 2023

Gwimbly

A video game that captured the hearts of many gamers and has broken all records in gaming history.

"Well, I don't do my iconic Gwimbly victory dance for nothing. Okay, just this once, I'll do it for nothing."

"Ooh Ooh Ooh!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025