Cynical Man's definitions

UNGRATEFUL

The only people I hear that word from is my parents when they realize they are losing in an argument or when I'm reacting to their abuse. Mainly my dad.

Me: "Why don't you stop verbally abusing me just because I didn't shut the door a certain way? No wonder why Mom wants to file for a divorce."

Dad: (Realizes he's in the wrong but has that delusional "Momma Didn't Raise No Quitter/Loser" mentality) SHUT UP MR. INGRATEFUL!!! YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I'M THIS WAY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! NOT MINE!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESERVED IT!!!

by Cynical Man April 21, 2022

Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.

Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"

by Cynical Man May 28, 2022

Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".

Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.

by Cynical Man March 29, 2025

Gwimbly

A video game that captured the hearts of many gamers and has broken all records in gaming history.

"Well, I don't do my iconic Gwimbly victory dance for nothing. Okay, just this once, I'll do it for nothing."

"Ooh Ooh Ooh!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024