Cynical Man's definitions

Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".

Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.

by Cynical Man March 29, 2025

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025

Snowflakes

A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.

"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.

by Cynical Man December 3, 2025

Joey Nigro

A guy who really really REALLY loves to eat Twinkies and drink prune juice so much that he uploads Vyond (Go!Animate formerly) videos expressing his love for them.

Joey Nigro

What an unfortunate last name.

by Cynical Man November 2, 2023

Gwimbly

A video game that captured the hearts of many gamers and has broken all records in gaming history.

"Well, I don't do my iconic Gwimbly victory dance for nothing. Okay, just this once, I'll do it for nothing."

"Ooh Ooh Ooh!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024