Cynical Man's definitions

Wii

The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)

Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*

by Cynical Man December 19, 2020

Gamer Father

A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.

I should become a Gamer Father.

by Cynical Man March 8, 2021

Furry Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone is obsessively hateful towards the furry fandom to the point of complete paranoia and hostility.

I swear to god, he's lost it. Last night, my roommate was screaming and ranting, Alex Jones style in the discord chat about how furries are apparently causing the downfall of western civilization. I think he's starting to develop Furry Derangement Syndrome.

by Cynical Man October 28, 2025

Urban Dictionary

For when you're too afraid to Google it.

"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."

by Cynical Man October 11, 2022

Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.

Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"

by Cynical Man May 28, 2022

Fortnite Haters

Overweight Neckbeard Incels that that think they're important and have the right to cyberbully kids and people and call them Virgins for liking Epic Games' Fortnite when they themselves are heartless, soulless virgins.

Neckbearded Fortnite Haters: FoRtNiTe SuX!

Me:

by Cynical Man October 27, 2020

AndyPants Gaming

What you would get if you made Matt Walsh a gaming youtuber.

99.9 of AndyPants Gaming fans suffer from the following, but not limited to:

-Brain Damage
-Aversion to minorities, any religion but their own, furries, etc.
-Gamergate Syndrome
-Chronic malcontent
-TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

by Cynical Man June 30, 2025