history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.

by cynic February 19, 2003

Turkey

1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.

1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.

by Cynic May 26, 2004

saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

by cynic September 03, 2004

bowda

a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento

"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"

by cynic November 29, 2004

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005