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Pill-up is what older women do when they have to interact with their ex-husband. Ex-husbands just drink and swear to deal with the bitchy, pilled-up ex-wife.
My step-mother likes to pill-up when her ex-husband comes in from out of town. I wish she would just smoke pot and drink a lot like the rest of us.
I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
by CyAdora September 23, 2010
Get the pill-up mug.Dishgust is that feeling you get when you first discover the huge pile of dirty dishes in your sink from last night.
Honey! Can you get the Happy 4th of July plates and cinco de mayo napkins down from the attic? I am feeling dishgusted this morning.
I was so dishgusted last night, I made everyone eat on paper plates and called it a picnic so I would not have more dishes to wash.
I was so dishgusted last night, I made everyone eat on paper plates and called it a picnic so I would not have more dishes to wash.
by CyAdora September 25, 2010
Get the dishgust mug."Be right there, honey. My purseception tells me that I left my purse in the car. Good thing I locked it."
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
by CyAdora October 4, 2010
Get the purseception mug."If you loved me, Johnnie, you would RAGEclean your stinky room before I came over to spend the night."
I had to RAGEclean like I was on crack to get my dorm room ready for floor inspections.
I had to RAGEclean like I was on crack to get my dorm room ready for floor inspections.
by CyAdora July 7, 2010
Get the RAGEclean mug.My bff with benefits is the hottest MILF I know.
My bff with benefits and I leave our husbands at home with the kids when we go out for dinner. After eating and a few drinks we move the car booster-seats to have sex before we get back to our homes.
My bff with benefits and I leave our husbands at home with the kids when we go out for dinner. After eating and a few drinks we move the car booster-seats to have sex before we get back to our homes.
by CyAdora October 22, 2010
Get the bff with benefits mug.When something goes so well that 'win' or 'FTW' (for the win) is just not good enough. Usually said in caps because it is just so FUKWIN.*
*because of the spelling, it is not a swear or a curse and can be used in all forms of written and mature spoken work.
*because of the spelling, it is not a swear or a curse and can be used in all forms of written and mature spoken work.
For two weeks you are standing in the stinking mud pressing search over and over. Finally, you get the message: "You search the swamp and find a heavy sword." That is fukwin.
You buy a scratch ticket with your last $2 and win $100. FUKWIN
I was over at Julia's house with some of her friends for a girls-night-in. Then her sexy friend started making out with me. Not long after it turned into a very hot, girl orgy. We stayed for 2 days. Serious FUKWIN.
Cybering with CyAdora is FUKWIN. Get a towel.
You buy a scratch ticket with your last $2 and win $100. FUKWIN
I was over at Julia's house with some of her friends for a girls-night-in. Then her sexy friend started making out with me. Not long after it turned into a very hot, girl orgy. We stayed for 2 days. Serious FUKWIN.
Cybering with CyAdora is FUKWIN. Get a towel.
by CyAdora May 18, 2010
Get the FUKWIN mug.When a person has the ability to see breasts everywhere.
No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.
Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.
No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.
Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.
My husband has wishful boobthinking. He got so excited when he saw my boobs in a reflection on my Facebook pic. I disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than I did.
I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.
I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.
by CyAdora May 30, 2010
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