Cwips's definitions

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

by Cwips February 8, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

firty fwee

The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.

Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

cracraplucla

A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .

Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.

by Cwips February 15, 2004