15 definitions by Cwips

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.
Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.
by Cwips February 12, 2004
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Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.
Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.
by Cwips February 04, 2004
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A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.
I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.
by Cwips February 15, 2004
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A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.
by Cwips February 05, 2004
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What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"
I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo
by Cwips February 04, 2004
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Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
by Cwips February 15, 2004
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The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.
Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.
by Cwips February 08, 2004
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