dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 05, 2004

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 04, 2004

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO

What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"

I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo

by Cwips February 04, 2004

durvey

A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.

I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

cracraplucla

A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .

Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.

by Cwips February 15, 2004