Cuthbert Crappingsdown's definitions

Chucklemuff

A mythical infectious disease of the female genitalia in which the vaginal parts can not stop 'laughing'. The sound is actually made by tiny creatures in the ovaries releasing gas in vulgar ways. I.e Farting like a bloated nun.

A - Hmmm... what the devil is that noise?

B - It's coming from that woman's crotch... sounds like she's got a bad case of chucklemuff.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown March 30, 2010

Kangarella

A particularly good looking kangaroo.

You (about kangaroo): Wow, that's a bit of a Kangarella.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Brapsnaffle

The noise a chav sometimes makes after saying "brap"

Charlie the Chav had a sneaky Brapsnaffle after shouting out "Brap" to his chav friends

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Yakuza-Spunky

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.

The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Infosplat

A phenomenon that happens to a child after they have been learning non-stop for too long

Billy was sitting in the class room all day, when suddenly he had an infosplat all over his classmates.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Bomb-Squeak

The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.

The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.

Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009