8 definitions by Cuthbert Crappingsdown
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Billy was sitting in the class room all day, when suddenly he had an infosplat all over his classmates.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.
Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
A mythical infectious disease of the female genitalia in which the vaginal parts can not stop 'laughing'. The sound is actually made by tiny creatures in the ovaries releasing gas in vulgar ways. I.e Farting like a bloated nun.
A - Hmmm... what the devil is that noise?
B - It's coming from that woman's crotch... sounds like she's got a bad case of chucklemuff.
B - It's coming from that woman's crotch... sounds like she's got a bad case of chucklemuff.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown March 30, 2010
The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.
The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?
2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?
2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009