Definitions by Cuthbert Crappingsdown
Chucklemuff
A mythical infectious disease of the female genitalia in which the vaginal parts can not stop 'laughing'. The sound is actually made by tiny creatures in the ovaries releasing gas in vulgar ways. I.e Farting like a bloated nun.
A - Hmmm... what the devil is that noise?
B - It's coming from that woman's crotch... sounds like she's got a bad case of chucklemuff.
B - It's coming from that woman's crotch... sounds like she's got a bad case of chucklemuff.
Chucklemuff by Cuthbert Crappingsdown March 30, 2010
Kangarella
Kangarella by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Objectacle
1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?
2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?
2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?
Objectacle by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Yakuza-Spunky
An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.
The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.
Yakuza-Spunky by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Infosplat
Billy was sitting in the class room all day, when suddenly he had an infosplat all over his classmates.
Infosplat by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Cuthbert Crappingsdown
A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.
Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.
Cuthbert Crappingsdown by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
Bomb-Squeak
The unfortunate sound (or fortunate, depends if your trying to blow someone up or are about to be blown up) that a bomb makes just as it is expected to blow up and send limbs flying.
The explosives that Osama Bin Laden threw at the approaching army fortunately ended up with a Bomb-Squeak.
Bomb-Squeak by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009