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Snart

1. The noise created by sneexing and farting at the smae time.

2. The act of sneezing and farting at the same time; -ing; -ed
The sound of his snart turned all heads at the dinner table.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)
"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."
by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008
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Yaktivist

1. Someone who is all talk and no action. (Comes from "yakking" and "activist," and the expression "All yak and no sack"); The opposite of a pragmatist.

2. Someone with a penchant for conjuring false hopes.

3. An expert at bluffing.
1. "She keeps saying she'll quit her job, but her co-workers know she's just a yaktivist."

2. "Whenever his father promised to take him to the zoo, he had a feeling his father was just being a yaktivist."

3. "He always wins at poker because no one can tell when he's got a good hand and when he's being a yaktivist."
by Curtis Meyer March 12, 2008
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Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.
She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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Sucktacular

v. - The antithesis of spectacular.
"Wow, that new Ke$ha song is sucktacular."
by curtis meyer February 13, 2010
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Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")
After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.
I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.
by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008
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