Curtis Meyer's definitions

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Bitch pretty

Describes a female who is physically attractive with qualities that imply an air of being overbearing.

Kimora Lee Simmons is bitch pretty.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.

She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Hypo

Short for "hypochrondriac"; Someone who is unaware of their lack of popularity. (I.E., Someone who thinks they're ill.)

He is such a hypo in his Members Only jacket.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Cassandra Syndrome

1) The condition of speaking the truth and having no one believe you.

2) The condition of being able to predict the future, be it the outcome of a particular event, or the reactions of others to the same event, and having no one believe your prophecy until it transpires.

3) Being able to see or understand things long before others, often resulting in them coming to the same conclusions long after your own initial analysis.

(All definitions come from Cassandra, the queen in Greek mythology who was appointed by Apollo with an inability to lie, yet cursed by having no one believe her prophecies.)

"I told him she was going to dump him if he didn't shape up, but no one ever believes my Cassandra syndrome."

by Curtis Meyer May 30, 2008

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008