Curtis Meyer's definitions

Guano

1. Bat feces.
2.Crazy (I.E. "Batshit")

After he had a few beers at the party, he went straight guano.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Aiyo!mance

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Bitch switch

The switch that changes individuals, namely women, into an irrational, emotional rage.

She was cool, until her boyfriend looked at another woman and flipped her bitch switch.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Cat person

1. Someone with a sexual preference towards females.
2. A heterosexual male.
3. A lesbian.

I always though he was gay, but it turns out he's actually a cat person.

by Curtis Meyer March 25, 2008

Word Life, Word Death

A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation

Word life, word death

Party #1 Offers dap: "Word life"
Party #2 dapping back: "Word death"

Host raising glass in toast: "Word life"
Party: "Word death"

Party#1: "Word life?" Do you understand?
Party #2: "Word death." I understand.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Trendship

A friendship based on one party's momentary popularity.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a trendship.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Tolerhate

What frienemies to do to each other.

Oh Melissa, I totally tolerhate you, mostly because you get me into clubs for free.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009