3 definitions by Curt Zimmerman

steak slap

taking a frozen steak and slapping your girlfriend with it in the booty.

at christmas i steak slap every hot piece of ass that walks through that door.

by Curt Zimmerman May 20, 2006

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt Zimmerman April 30, 2006

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 20, 2006