Definitions by Curt Zimmerman

hampsterface 

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

hampsterface by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

steak slap

taking a frozen steak and slapping your girlfriend with it in the booty.

at christmas i steak slap every hot piece of ass that walks through that door.

steak slap by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

hampsterhead 

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

hampsterhead by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006