dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.

The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

First Night

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.

normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010

crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.

nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010

derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.

some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010

nutty new yorker

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.

This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 09, 2010

sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 05, 2011

Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 07, 2010