cum cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
by cumdragon April 08, 2015
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cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment
I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too
by cumdragon April 08, 2015
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pussy diving

When a woman is such a whore , her pussy is so loose from being dominated by countless cocks you feel like your pussy diving
Fucking her is like pussy diving
by cumdragon March 27, 2015
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pussyjuicer

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping
Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce
by cumdragon April 08, 2015
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