cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 08, 2015

cumtuary

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

by cumdragon April 09, 2015

rudolph cock

Your cock after u have sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating

Merry xmas to me i have rudolph cock

by cumdragon March 29, 2015

fart gel

A gel you spread inside your buttcheeks to make your farts loud

Wow that was a loud fart are u using fart gel
Yes i am
Can i have some
No its my fart gel for my ass only
Can i just borrow some of the gel you already used
U meanthe gl currently in my ass
Yes

Ok fine

by cumdragon April 09, 2015