3 definitions by Cryptic IV

smc or SMC, an acronym for "Shit My Chair", is an element of internet slang created in response to ROFL, which one really can't be doing while typing. If you see something truly amazing and/or hilarious while sitting at your computer then shitting your chair is the pinnacle of reactions.
Hey - check out this picture of your boss making out with a goat!

(Replies)Dude - smc x 1000000!
by Cryptic IV May 24, 2016
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tr.v. deu·ci·fied, deu·ci·fy·ing, deu·ci·fies
1. To utterly desecrate and destroy something through the method of forceful defecation.
2. To mortify or subdue a restroom with an anal abortion.
3. To treat cruelly and render hideous throught the application of feces.
4. To criticize harshly through shit-talking; The media deucified the politician for breaking a campaign pledge.
Dude, check it out - I am going to totally deucify that toilet and splatter crap all over the stall.
by Cryptic IV October 12, 2012
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I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!
by Cryptic IV May 11, 2017
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