Deucify

tr.v. deu·ci·fied, deu·ci·fy·ing, deu·ci·fies
1. To utterly desecrate and destroy something through the method of forceful defecation.
2. To mortify or subdue a restroom with an anal abortion.
3. To treat cruelly and render hideous throught the application of feces.
4. To criticize harshly through shit-talking; The media deucified the politician for breaking a campaign pledge.

Dude, check it out - I am going to totally deucify that toilet and splatter crap all over the stall.

Deucify by Cryptic IV October 12, 2012

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deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

deucifer by John April 9, 2008

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Deucify • delucify • delucifying • deucifer

delucify

to rid of lucifer or evil spirits

jesus will delucify the world.

delucify by lh913 August 23, 2017

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delucifying

to rid of lucifer or evil spirits

jesus will be delucifying the world someday

delucifying by Slauhta May 1, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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