Definitions by Crusty Johnson

Lancashire hotpot 

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

Lancashire hotpot by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

Bonar 

Pronounced boner, bonar or simply bona is an abbreviation of the seabird Bonaparte's gull.

This slang is used sporadically through the bird watching communities and is used mainly by the immature.

Having a Bonar on the sea is orgasmic for seawatcher.

Jack, Jack I think ive got a Bonar

Bonar by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

Sconce 

Noun

Someone sexually attracted to undercooked baked goods. Not to be confused with a masterbaker

I caught max masturbating to Mary Berry, what a sconce!

Sconce by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022