Definitions by Crumpet

Dub 

An individual who's always at fault. It doesn't matter if they were involved or not, just always blame Dub. Usually causes wipes in raids like Destiny 2.

"Goddamn it. We wiped in the raid again!"

"Don't worry, it's Dub's fault"

"Ahhh what a relief"

"I blame Dub for it because he thinks half of 8 is 3, so he called out 'tree' instead of four which caused us to wipe"

Dub by Crumpet March 4, 2021

Roundello 

What stupid people in the middle east call "Doughnuts"

"I'll have one Roundello please"

"This is a pastry shop, not a sex shop. We don't do that type of glazing"

Roundello by Crumpet February 22, 2021

gtamen 

The name for someone who likes to talk about his adventures in the shower but everyone knows they are a virgin

Gtamen loves to tell others his shower stories like the time he finger blasted his flatmate but we all know he's a virgin

gtamen by Crumpet May 12, 2018

idiot 

See "chav" "townie" "scally" "knob"
"chode" etc.

Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself.
Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.
Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.

"that chav is such an idiot, whys he tryin to outsmart a dog?"

idiot by crumpet June 16, 2005