by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017
Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
Stunt
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014
by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018