Crotch pheasant 's definitions
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
Get the TwatsComug. Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017
Get the Cunt Buntmug. Stunt
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and
Tip dripping
The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl
Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out
Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
Get the Tip drippingmug. Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014
Get the assatosismug. When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
Get the Kutcha clappingmug. When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
Get the pinocchio 69mug. by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018
Get the cynderblockmug.