TwatsCo

When the number of women out number the number of men at CostCo
This place is a real twatsCo today with all these fat bitches shopping today
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
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Cunt Bunt

Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut
by Crotch pheasant April 24, 2017
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Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair
I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
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dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
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Tip dripping

Stunt

When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and

Tip dripping

The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl

Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out

Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her
Sam brought the best tip dripping for Helen's holiday bash

Then bashed Helen across the fuckin head
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014
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assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014
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cynderblock

A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.
Look at that blonde bitch! She’s nottin’ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin
by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018
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