Crotch pheasant 's definitions

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Tip dripping

Stunt

When ones pussy stops growing at an early age and

Tip dripping

The act of traveling to bath houses and collecting cum off the floor, sealing it in Tupperware, freezing it and serving it in holiday punch bowl

Person who takes last sip has to take the ice ring and smack the hostess across the head until she blacks out

Then all guest jerk off on her face to revive her

Sam brought the best tip dripping for Helen's holiday bash

Then bashed Helen across the fuckin head

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Play dough fudge factory

Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.

One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl

I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

dick ring cheese

When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.

The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.

Grandmother is always the first to sample

This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

cynderblock

A bleached blonde troll who lacks intelligence and style looking specifically for baristas to bang.

Look at that blonde bitch! She’s nottin’ but a Cynderblock banging every barista from NYC to Austin

by Crotch pheasant May 27, 2018