When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 23, 2014
A woman or man have saucer like nipples bigger than the clock face of Big Ben.
The color is of course…brown
The color is of course…brown
Look at Todd and Shaniqua going topless at Walmart!!!! I could see those rodeo Browns from a mile away
by Crotch Pheasant August 18, 2023
Like a Backdraft however when you blow a fart in your underwear wearing pants the gas blows through your taint space through your balls, lifts them up and separates them violently in the air
I was walking home with babes after a bean dinner, blew a nasty one and had bag draft, split my nuts in 2 and bronzed them brown
by Crotch pheasant February 12, 2015
Play dough fudge factory made it's debut in New York. It is when 2 people put their bare assholes against each other, tightly sealing their anus together.
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
One pushes a shit into the others ass. The other then has a choice to hold it in and "gift it" to a friend or squeeze it out in a toilet swirl
I love to do a Play Dough Fudge Factory on my girl. She usually holds it in for a week then "re gifts " it to friends
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
by Crotch pheasant April 25, 2017
by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014
When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers
by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014