Crizzle McGizzle's definitions

johagan

1. slang for police officer 2. Someone working for the U.S. government

bob: hey dude he looks like a johagan lets get out of here

by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

gnarlytastic

1. Great 2. Above All 3. unexplainably great

Grand Theft Auto Iv is gnarlytastic bro

by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

herb salud

1. Mixing multiple kinds of marijuana in one pipe or blunt

Me: Shit niggs that looks like a herb salud in dat bitch

by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

dizzee

1. Slang for being very high or intoxicated

Shit bro i got pretty fuckin dizzee last night

by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

shnoogal

1. To be fondled or touched at a private part

Dude stay away from him he might shnoogal your ass.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008

doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008