Critikale's definitions

Sriracha

The king of hot sauce in the best hot sauce that was ever concocted and also it's good on chicken, beef and shrimp. Heck it's good on everything now pass me the Sriracha sauce.

I want some Sriracha chicken

by Critikale May 18, 2018

muddie

A big catfish especially, one that lives in the mud and also eats anything like raw sewage, decaying matter and other slop.

I just caught a muddie

by Critikale May 19, 2018

independent living

A euphemism for assisted living nobody is really independent of the system because our government believes people with disabilities are weak and defenseless and therefore have to be babied.

Independent living in such a farce there is no such thing as independence nowadays

by Critikale May 18, 2018

furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.

Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!

by Critikale May 18, 2018

Chikiracha

When cook chicken in sriracha sauce and then add rice and noodles you have yourself chikiracha.

Chikiracha tonight! 🍗

by Critikale May 18, 2018

low troll

An internet troll who uses weak insults.

Jack is such a low troll!

by Critikale May 17, 2020

Ralph Snart

A highly underrated comic book from the late 80s and early 90s.

I used to read Ralph Snart when I was a kid!

by Critikale May 17, 2020