jelly

cellulite or fat

I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)

by Cricket September 08, 2003

strait up

an agreement

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg

by Cricket October 27, 2003

Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

by Cricket June 19, 2004

biff

The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.

"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.

by Cricket June 19, 2004