Definitions by Crep Lord
Goodman
Hard as fuck, heart of gold and normally ginger.
Drinks like a fish, the sort of guy that would buy every round on a night out without batting an eyelid. He would though sneakily buy you the worst shot he can find, that would probably taste like petrol. A ridiculous knowledge of roads and serial killers. Hard as nails and could fight a man whilst holding a kebab. Only possesses one dance move, which is basically the aeroplane, broken out on random occasions. A top bloke.
Drinks like a fish, the sort of guy that would buy every round on a night out without batting an eyelid. He would though sneakily buy you the worst shot he can find, that would probably taste like petrol. A ridiculous knowledge of roads and serial killers. Hard as nails and could fight a man whilst holding a kebab. Only possesses one dance move, which is basically the aeroplane, broken out on random occasions. A top bloke.
Twatnip
An invisible aura given off by attractive , intelligent single women. Resulting in the only men that approach them on an evening out, are the local bellends, losers and Twats
Wow poor Sophie, she naturally attracts every wanker in the county on a night out ….. she gives off industrial grade Twatnip
Crispin
Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)