Crep Lord 's definitions
A properly dodgy fucker, would hit on your Mum/daughter/ granddaughter given half the chance, lives bybthe 5 is ok to drive pint rule, has an opinion on EVERYTHING!!
by Crep Lord August 8, 2025
Get the Stokesmug. An invisible aura given off by attractive , intelligent single women. Resulting in the only men that approach them on an evening out, are the local bellends, losers and Twats
Wow poor Sophie, she naturally attracts every wanker in the county on a night out ….. she gives off industrial grade Twatnip
by Crep Lord October 26, 2025
Get the Twatnipmug. Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)
Wow!! Steve just did a full Crispin on him, bold move as he is now facing in the opposite direction of the rest of the group !!
by Crep Lord October 23, 2025
Get the Crispinmug.