whackado

A whackado is a person who is 'out there', whacked in the head in a retarded, crazy and psycho way.

A guy says to his friend: "One time, I tried to break up with this girl. She just didn't get it! Went into a deluded frenzy, cutting up my clothes. Then, two seconds later, she's asking me what I want to eat for lunch! "

Friend responds: "Man... What a whackado!"

Guy : "No... whack-a-do!"

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

dingle dreads

Body hair that naturally grows around ones anus or located in or around ones butt crack, which becomes matted with poop; worse than dingle berries.

When someone fails to maintain proper bathing or toiletting hygeine, dingle dreads may form.

by CrazyCrab69 July 12, 2023

pez hole

Mouth; Someone who is talkative.

Does that "pez hole" ever stop (talking)? Your mouth looks like a pez dispenser, always open!

by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020

twackclackin

When a tweaker (a person that's high on meth) won't stop talking.

OMG! I thought he'd never shut up! He kept twackclackin' all night long!"

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022