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A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.
Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.
Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.
Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025
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SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYRDATION GUN
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Person 1: Have you seen the new Megamind 2.
Person 2: That sequel is so bad I'd rather die tomorrow than watch it again.
Person 2: That sequel is so bad I'd rather die tomorrow than watch it again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 June 1, 2024
Get the Megamind 2 mug.The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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Person 1: Have you seen Megamind 2 yet?
Person 2: I have, and it's so bad I want to die after watching it.
Person 1: I know, right?
Person 2: I have, and it's so bad I want to die after watching it.
Person 1: I know, right?
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022
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by CrazyCockatoo2003 November 9, 2021
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by CrazyCockatoo2003 August 10, 2021
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