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Smurfshit

A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.
Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.

Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025
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Airplane Mode

The shittiest of all the shitty movies ever made, which stars Logan Paul. It will make you want to die after attempting to watch it on YouTube for free.
Person 1: Airplane Mode makes Emoji Movie and Cats (2019) look like a masterpiece.
Person 2: I agree.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020
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Megamind 2

One of the most garbage movies to have ever been conceived by humankind, and an unwatchable sequel that destroys all the goodwill from the animated masterpiece that is Megamind 1.

SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYRDATION GUN
Person 1: Have you seen the new Megamind 2.
Person 2: That sequel is so bad I'd rather die tomorrow than watch it again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 June 1, 2024
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Cats 2019

One of the most nightmarish movie adaptations in existence.
Person 1: Have you seen the new movie, Cats 2019?
Person 2: No, it looks super nightmarish, it's the worst thing I've seen since the original Sonic movie trailer.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 2, 2021
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Vanellope Von Shweetz

The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.
Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020
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Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS)

The worst video game adaptation of a movie ever made, even for a direct to DVD animated Garfield movie that was already mediocre to begin with. In fact, this is one of the worst games ever.
Person 1: Today, I'm going to play Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS).
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020
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Dankpods

The funny Australian man who reviews cheap MP3 players and headphones for a living.
Person: Time to watch my favourite YouTuber, Dankpods.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
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