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Definitions by Crazy Word Bitch

To love in a fanatical way

To lack the ability to leave a person alone

An 'animal' that never quits the hunt
Their Obsession Is Jenna Tarmac

She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......
Obsession by Crazy Word Bitch October 11, 2009

Money Mama 

A female with the cash that makes men attracted to her.

The female version of sugar daddy.
"That girl, what a money mama!"

"I want some of that"

"Hey baby, wanna be my money mama?"
Money Mama by Crazy Word Bitch September 23, 2009

Erase And Replace 

To erase something and replace it with something else.

Used as a joke when fed up or not wanting to deal with a particular person.
"That damn kid pissed me off at brunch today. I'm gonna erase and replace his ass"

Obama supports the erase and replace plan for a better america.

"I would like to erase this reality show and replace it with more supernatural!"
Erase And Replace by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

mosquito sex 

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.
why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"
mosquito sex by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

Orgtanised 

Organized {I think. Most likely yes}

What someone says when they've been up for hours on end and have forgotten how to spell.
"You better knock it off and get it orgtanised before I shut you up myself"

The hell??

Orgtanised your life goals and get happy!
Orgtanised by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

Matress Terror 

Fear of one's matress
You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!
Matress Terror by Crazy Word Bitch September 18, 2009

freaky sheets 

to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.

when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace

to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}
"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"

The freak is the sheets.

"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"
freaky sheets by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009