twat pirate

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

by Crazy Fil August 30, 2008

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil August 30, 2008

onion nipples

1. (adj.) Nipples that smell like onions
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples

"Damn, she had some onion nipples!"

"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."

See granny porn...

by Crazy Fil August 30, 2008