Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crazy Fil

onion nipples

1. (adj.) Nipples that smell like onions
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples

"Damn, she had some onion nipples!"

"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."

See granny porn...

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

twat pirate by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008