Definitions by Crazy Fil

onion nipples 

1. (adj.) Nipples that smell like onions
2. (adv.) Nipples that bring tears to your eyes
3 (adj.) Old people nipples

"Damn, she had some onion nipples!"

"I went to lick her onion nipples, but I started to cry."

See granny porn...

onion nipples by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

twat peddler 

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

twat peddler by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

twat pirate 

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

twat pirate by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008