Crash Raindog's definitions

futtock

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

Fadge

Verb: to mess about or perform unconstructive acts.

Oy, you lot, stop fadging around

by Crash Raindog January 22, 2004

banternage

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004

wrist adventure

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.

Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

ratscocks

A very cathartic and attention grabbing exclamation of frustration.

Ratscocks, I've been shot!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

Fart

A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned shit!

let it brew!!!

by Crash Raindog October 15, 2006

touching sock

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004