Definitions by Crash Raindog

Fart 

A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned shit!

let it brew!!!

Fart by Crash Raindog October 15, 2006

Fadge 

Verb: to mess about or perform unconstructive acts.

Oy, you lot, stop fadging around

Fadge by Crash Raindog January 22, 2004

wrist adventure 

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.

Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!

wrist adventure by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

touching sock 

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

touching sock by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

banternage 

A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange

The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage

banternage by Crash Raindog January 20, 2004

futtock 

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

futtock by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

ratscocks

A very cathartic and attention grabbing exclamation of frustration.

Ratscocks, I've been shot!

ratscocks by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004