Definitions by Crappy Chris

Bald budgie 

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

Bald budgie by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010

Uncle Dumpling 

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

Uncle Dumpling by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010