Crank's definitions

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

flame stick

An extremely homosexual person.

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.

by crank April 25, 2005

urbandictionary

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!

"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."

by Crank September 28, 2003

beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005

pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.

Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.

by crank April 25, 2005

clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 4, 2005