splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 04, 2005

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 04, 2005

hetard

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr

Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.

by crank May 04, 2005

clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

by crank May 04, 2005

beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005