clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

urbandictionary

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!

"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."

by Crank September 28, 2003

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

flame stick

An extremely homosexual person.

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.

by crank April 25, 2005

bust rag

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

by crank April 25, 2005

man marker

Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp

I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.

by crank May 4, 2005