splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.
I hate when my splynxter touches the water.
by crank May 04, 2005
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Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
by crank December 13, 2004
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beef tip

The very end of a penis.
by crank May 04, 2005
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hetard

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr
Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.
by crank May 04, 2005
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clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps
I threw my man missle into here clam cave.
by crank April 25, 2005
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scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.
Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."
by crank May 04, 2005
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beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.
She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional
by crank April 20, 2005
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