Eliot

Very cool cowboy heck yeah

“Wow look at them go, Eliot’s a cool cowboy”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”

by Cowboy_ June 27, 2022

Hoatnep

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

by Cowboy_ January 04, 2022

Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021